3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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