He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I don't think I'm ever gonna need a boyfriend again. I have a body pillow, a vibrator, and I'm strong enough to open my own jars.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
A girl in McDonalds just asked if I was in here wasted a few nights ago throwing fries at the staff, I said it was my twin
We both know that wasn't me
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
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