so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
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