Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
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