i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
You were so drunk last night you typed www.face.come/cheese.com as if you were logging into facebook.
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
She had a tattoo of Luke Bryan on her thigh and she made me waffles. Can I have two fiancees?
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
Randomize
