How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
SOME BITCH AT THE HOSTEL STOLE MY NUT BUTTER THERE WILL BE BLOOD
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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