her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
this beer tastes like vomit already
its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
How does it feel to date your dad?
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