There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Urine might work for jellyfish stings, but we found out it doesn't work well for nose bleeds...
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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