I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
I love the moment a guy admits defeat against the front clasping bra.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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