I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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