lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
I wanna get so drunk next week I throw up on a guy's genitals. I want to be that memorable for someone.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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