lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
Martha Stewart would most definitely roll a great joint.
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
You know it's been a good thanksgiving when you pee all over your own hands.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
Why are you taking pics in the bathroom with the plunger? I mean you still look hot and I'm totally going to wack off to it.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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