1 of the best things of being a business owner is I don't get fired for having sex in the office
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Question. Was fucking Laura an entirely regrettable decision?
like...quickly.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
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