A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
Finally hooked up with Ryan. Now I know why they call him “Beast Mode”. So. Many. Orgasms.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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