I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
OHMYGOD YOU REALLY THINK I'D BE ON OPRAH?!
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