he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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