grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Yeah, but there's no serving sizes for dick.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
We're 17 hours into a 3 day weekend, and he's already shitfaced. He fell of the dock TWICE and insisted on wearing a life jacket on dry land.
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
I'm hungover and eating lunch at an elementary school. The children are barking. Litrealy barking, like dogs.
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
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