Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
You should know I just got pulled aside by TSA because they found a bottle of Bud Light in my backpack... Thanks for that...
Wow way to turn my death into an oppurtunity to get laid
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I think its a little fucked up she invited you to her wedding, are you going?
There is a lot of acid in my drugs right now
....ill put you down as a no then
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
Randomize
