is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
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Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
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