You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
They just gave us root beer floats. I guess I won't quit my job today.
Woke up with puke in my bed and my pockets full of Tootsie Rolls.
Jealous.
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I don't know which is a more impressive stolen object. The couch from a sheer logistical viewpoint, or the parking meter because i'm pretty sure that's a federal offence.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Randomize