question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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