I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
PROFESSOR JUST TOOK A SHOT WITH US BEFORE CLASS. WELCOME TO THE LAST DAY OF FINALS.
I definitely think in addition to buying paint ball guns this summer we should invest in a breathalyzer. That way every drunk night turns into a competition, who can blow over the legal limit more. The loser gets shot while hungover. Shit goes hand in hand if you ask me.
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
I'm trying to make sure he doesn't drown in the toilet. Because I'm a nice lady.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
You're like a human soul vacuum cleaner.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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