great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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