The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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