He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
I should have to wear a sign around the rest of the day so everyone knows the shame I feel.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I was originally going to go as fembot from Austin Powers
I wanted to have tiny guns for tits
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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