so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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