You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
this morning he rolled over looked at me and said "oooo, you look like i need a drink" and then put on his clothes and left without another word
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
We've been here 3 hours and the only 1 word answer she didn't give was the drink order. Don't think I'm getting laid tonight
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
Your friends turned off our power in the basement and when we went to turn it back on I got sprayed in the face with a fire extinguisher. FYI.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I'm so high that hamburger just went up my nose. Mustard BURNS
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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