Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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