I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
i just practiced my bj skills on a banana in front of the mirror
its going to be a good night
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
You cant carve pumpkins without vodka. It's a Halloween tradition.
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
"it's Wednesday" isn't a good enough excuse to take my debit card and use it for your own drunken needs. You owe me 250 bro
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
Sarah just give sum homeless dude a lap dance, took like 2$ worth of change from his cup and was all like, "Biiitch, this aint free"..
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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