After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Next time I think buying tan-thru bikinis is a good idea, remind me of that time I passed out in one and burned the epic shit out of my pussy.
When was that?
Yesterday. Bring aloe. For my pussy.
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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