We are walking down to the lake and then i dont know. Where did you sleep?
Places.
Plural? Please tell.
I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
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