All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
operation harelip BJ is a go
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
In my defense, the second lapdance I gave was because of a dare.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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