Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Just woke to a Christmas wrapped pack of hotdogs in my bathtub. How high did we get?
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
He hit on a bridal shower w/ his hand on my tit the entire time. Gave his number to the mom.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
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