Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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