is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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