I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
I feel like we should apologize to the light saber. We were REALLY inappropriate with it last night.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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