It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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