Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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