i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Literally everyone in the bar was absolutely hammered out of their minds. I swear I even saw the bartender swigging jd when he thought no one was looking. And there was me thinking Britain was the booziest nation in the world.
Welcome to America. You're gonna love it.
I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
Soooo, hypothetically, how long would roommates have to sleep together before its considered dating...
Randomize
