I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
She is 6 months pregnant and gets more action at bars than I do.
Remember that guy I fucked last month? Well I'm watching his dog this weekend while he's in the Bahamas with his girlfriend. What is my life
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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