Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
The party pretty much ended once she shit on the couch
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
And I mentioned the burning debate about your circumcision in my Christmas card to your mom.
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