Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
he shaved USA in his pubs
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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