After last night, I could never be a politician.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
This martini tastes like the bartender stirred it with his foreskin.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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