just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
Farmville is her only friend.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
i just want a position where we can lock up like some sort of sexual megatron and go the whole night that way
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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