yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I swear to God, I saw my life flash between my legs.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
All because of that GODDAMNED MIKE PENCE.
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