singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
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