Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
I ate breakfast with him. And by ate breakfast I mean we fucked on the kitchen table.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
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