That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
How do I tell this guy that if he does not like the condoms at my apartment, he should bring his own without sounding like a sure thing?
Say it's BYOC night at the beach. And, you are a sure thing. Own it.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
Those brownies did us in. I honestly blacked out completely.
What brownies? Ohmygod.
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