Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
It's starting to get sad how I have this 'new beginning' feeling after every negative pregnancy test
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