and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
he will always be the guy i fucked in the hallway.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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