i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
the raccoons are back...
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