seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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