he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
In hindsight buying the pill crusher with my vicodin prescription might have been too much.
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
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