i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Stripper just cleaned my glasses with her nipple...
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Sometimes having a penis is like having a really stupid drunk best friend. You see it doing dumb shit but you're just not the one in charge.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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