I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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